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Personal details, not generic punchlines
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01 / The evidence locker
For your favorite menace, your work bestie, or the person who has everything except self-awareness.
PettyPress hereby recognizes
For outstanding achievement in
reading way too much into it.
100% unofficial · 100% deserved
From Certified Walking Red Flag to Employee of the Bare Minimum. Add a name, date, message, and signature. Make the accusation look prestigious.
Find their titleTheir habits. Their quirks. A very detailed paper trail. Choose Mildly Offensive, Extra Petty, or Absolutely Unhinged—always funny, never hateful.
Explore collectionBest Friend Contracts, Boyfriend Performance Reviews, and Roommate Behavior Agreements. Customize the names, terms, and delightfully unreasonable conditions.
Explore collectionMeeting-that-could-have-been-an-email awards, burnout certificates, and coworker complaint forms. For the office group chat, not the HR file.
Explore collectionThe process is simple. The recipient is complicated.
01 Choose a document /02 Make it personal /03 Download & share
02 / Choose your damage
One document for a perfectly targeted joke. A whole bundle for a full-blown occasion. One-time purchases, not another subscription.
A single statement
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Pick a certificate, roast, or contract. Personalize one gloriously unnecessary document.
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03 / Make it memorable
The birthday. The breakup. The friend who needs an award for simply being themselves. Give them something suspiciously official.
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